1 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:06,500 - Marketing is so fascinating. - Mmm. 2 00:00:08,433 --> 00:00:10,566 Let me know when you want me to turn the page for you. 3 00:00:12,733 --> 00:00:14,200 I think I can manage. 4 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:18,066 Can I get you something to eat? 5 00:00:18,133 --> 00:00:19,233 No, thanks. 6 00:00:20,266 --> 00:00:21,266 Something to drink? 7 00:00:22,033 --> 00:00:23,133 I'm fine. 8 00:00:24,133 --> 00:00:25,366 Something to kiss? 9 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:27,633 Dwayne. 10 00:00:27,700 --> 00:00:29,433 You're already making "A's." 11 00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:32,100 I got to study hard to do well in marketing. 12 00:00:32,166 --> 00:00:33,566 Okay, okay. 13 00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:37,500 I really am interested in marketing, so tell me more, please. 14 00:00:38,533 --> 00:00:39,366 Okay. 15 00:00:39,933 --> 00:00:44,566 Marketing is the art of getting people in the mood to be receptive. 16 00:00:44,633 --> 00:00:45,466 Oh, I see. 17 00:00:45,533 --> 00:00:48,033 And the four "P's" in marketing are 18 00:00:48,100 --> 00:00:52,800 product, packaging, promotion, placement. 19 00:00:52,866 --> 00:00:53,766 Ooh. 20 00:00:53,833 --> 00:00:56,733 Well, the way you're packaging this product you're promoting� 21 00:00:59,266 --> 00:01:01,000 I'd like to place this. 22 00:01:07,900 --> 00:01:10,933 If you two suck face any harder, you'll have one head. 23 00:01:19,433 --> 00:01:22,833 ? I know my parents loved me ? 24 00:01:23,466 --> 00:01:26,933 {\an8}? Stand behind me, come what may ? 25 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,233 {\an8}? Mmm ? 26 00:01:28,300 --> 00:01:31,833 {\an8}? I know now that I'm ready, yeah ? 27 00:01:32,466 --> 00:01:35,833 ? For I finally heard them say ? 28 00:01:36,866 --> 00:01:39,266 ? It's a different world ? 29 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:40,400 {\an8}? Ooh ? 30 00:01:40,466 --> 00:01:42,666 {\an8}? Than where you come from ? 31 00:01:43,233 --> 00:01:45,533 {\an8}? Yes, it is now, yeah ? 32 00:01:46,366 --> 00:01:49,933 {\an8}? Here's our chance to make it, hey! ? 33 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:53,533 {\an8}? And if we focus on our goal ? 34 00:01:54,300 --> 00:01:56,266 {\an8}? You can dish it! ? 35 00:01:56,333 --> 00:01:59,066 {\an8}? We can take it, hey ? 36 00:01:59,133 --> 00:02:02,500 {\an8}? Just remember that you've been told ? 37 00:02:03,333 --> 00:02:05,766 {\an8}? It's a different world ? 38 00:02:05,833 --> 00:02:07,800 {\an8}? It's a different world ? 39 00:02:08,333 --> 00:02:10,199 {\an8}? It's a different world ? 40 00:02:10,266 --> 00:02:11,700 {\an8}? It's a different world ? 41 00:02:11,766 --> 00:02:13,833 {\an8}? Yeah, than where you come from ? 42 00:02:14,466 --> 00:02:16,033 {\an8}? Ooh ? 43 00:02:16,100 --> 00:02:18,600 {\an8}? Than where you come from! ? 44 00:02:21,333 --> 00:02:22,866 {\an8}May I have some French fries, please? 45 00:02:22,933 --> 00:02:25,300 {\an8}No. No fries. maybe a burger. 46 00:02:25,366 --> 00:02:28,233 {\an8}What am I talking about? I don't eat dead cow. 47 00:02:28,300 --> 00:02:29,400 {\an8} 48 00:02:30,533 --> 00:02:31,600 {\an8}A soda. 49 00:02:31,666 --> 00:02:33,633 {\an8}Uh, make that a diet soda. 50 00:02:34,100 --> 00:02:35,400 {\an8}I'm sorry, Mr. Gaines. 51 00:02:35,466 --> 00:02:37,933 {\an8}I'm having a hard time making decisions today. 52 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,166 Oh, me too. 53 00:02:39,233 --> 00:02:41,633 I'm trying to decide how much patience I have. 54 00:02:42,433 --> 00:02:44,066 Well, it is not me. 55 00:02:44,133 --> 00:02:46,100 It has to do with the way the planets line up. 56 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,500 It affects the way we feel, the way we think 57 00:02:48,566 --> 00:02:50,066 and what we say to each other� 58 00:02:50,133 --> 00:02:51,900 And what we wear on our head. 59 00:02:53,666 --> 00:02:54,833 Are you okay, Freddie? 60 00:02:54,900 --> 00:02:58,633 Well, how can I be okay, Kimberly, when Mercury is in retrograde? 61 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:01,833 This means a very weird time astrologically. 62 00:03:01,900 --> 00:03:02,766 Uh-huh. 63 00:03:02,833 --> 00:03:05,866 Haven't you noticed anybody acting strange today? 64 00:03:06,333 --> 00:03:07,766 Other than you? 65 00:03:08,666 --> 00:03:11,733 Exhibit "A." Whitley. She's actually been nice to me. 66 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,800 Yesterday, she said she likes my tattoos. 67 00:03:13,866 --> 00:03:16,966 That's because she finally collided with the planet Dwayne. 68 00:03:18,433 --> 00:03:20,800 Hello, Kimberly, Freddie-la. 69 00:03:20,866 --> 00:03:22,866 Love that perky chapeau. 70 00:03:22,933 --> 00:03:25,533 It brings out the essence of your whimsy. 71 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:28,500 Uh-huh. Mercury in retrograde. 72 00:03:29,866 --> 00:03:31,333 What is she talking about? 73 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:32,900 Astrology. 74 00:03:32,966 --> 00:03:36,200 Who cares about the stars in the skies? 75 00:03:36,266 --> 00:03:38,566 I have stars in my eyes. 76 00:03:39,766 --> 00:03:40,866 I made� 77 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:43,333 an "A" in my marketing class. 78 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:44,400 All right! 79 00:03:44,466 --> 00:03:46,166 And I owe it all to Dwayne. 80 00:03:46,233 --> 00:03:48,100 What did he do? 81 00:03:48,166 --> 00:03:50,100 It's not what he did, Kim. 82 00:03:50,166 --> 00:03:52,666 It's� it's who he is. 83 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,633 My man. 84 00:03:54,700 --> 00:03:56,733 My muse. 85 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:59,300 My sweet inspiration! 86 00:04:00,433 --> 00:04:02,400 Oh, my goodness. 87 00:04:02,466 --> 00:04:04,933 I liked it better when she was alone and crabby. 88 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:10,866 Ron, I need to talk to you, man. 89 00:04:11,633 --> 00:04:14,066 - Later. - Sorry. Now. 90 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:15,433 Sorry. 91 00:04:19,733 --> 00:04:21,333 To be continued. 92 00:04:23,166 --> 00:04:24,666 This better be life-threatening. 93 00:04:24,733 --> 00:04:25,966 Yeah. Man, um� 94 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:28,300 I think you better sit down. 95 00:04:29,833 --> 00:04:31,133 Something happen to my family? 96 00:04:31,633 --> 00:04:32,533 No. 97 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:34,933 Something happen to your family? 98 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,233 - No. - Well, what is it? 99 00:04:39,333 --> 00:04:41,133 I� I got, um� 100 00:04:44,333 --> 00:04:45,466 This is a test paper. 101 00:04:46,066 --> 00:04:47,433 Look at the top. 102 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:49,366 You got a "C." 103 00:04:49,433 --> 00:04:51,466 - Loretta! - Hey, Ron! 104 00:04:54,300 --> 00:04:56,533 Ron, I've never gotten a "C" in my life, man. 105 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:59,233 Congratulations. You're no longer a virgin. Loretta! 106 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:02,200 Ron! Ron, this is serious. 107 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:05,266 Take mediocrity like a man. 108 00:05:05,333 --> 00:05:07,066 I don't know what's happening to me. 109 00:05:07,133 --> 00:05:09,033 I'll tell you what's happening to you. Whitley. 110 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:10,700 No. I study with Whitley every night. 111 00:05:10,766 --> 00:05:13,400 Correction. She studies, you drool. 112 00:05:14,733 --> 00:05:16,500 But she's so beautiful, man. 113 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:18,700 Dwayne, snap out of it! 114 00:05:19,266 --> 00:05:20,800 You're right. You're right. 115 00:05:20,866 --> 00:05:22,533 I got studying to catch up on. 116 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:24,366 I got a grad school application to fill out. 117 00:05:24,866 --> 00:05:26,900 Ever hear the expression, "Just say no"? 118 00:05:26,966 --> 00:05:29,633 - I'm telling you. I can't help myself. - Well, then help Whitley. 119 00:05:29,700 --> 00:05:32,033 If you're getting "C's" she's got to be getting "Q's." 120 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:34,800 You're right. 121 00:05:34,866 --> 00:05:36,500 And look on the bright side. 122 00:05:36,566 --> 00:05:39,666 If I don't catch Loretta, you won't have to worry about your GPA. 123 00:05:39,733 --> 00:05:41,100 'Cause you'll be DOA. 124 00:05:42,533 --> 00:05:43,733 Loretta! 125 00:05:48,100 --> 00:05:51,100 Hello, my future Nobel laureate. 126 00:05:51,166 --> 00:05:52,000 Huh? 127 00:05:52,066 --> 00:05:55,300 Guess whose gray matter is rubbing off on me? 128 00:05:55,366 --> 00:05:58,033 I made another "A" in my marketing class. 129 00:05:58,700 --> 00:05:59,666 Really? 130 00:06:00,566 --> 00:06:02,733 I mean, we've been spending all this time together, 131 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:05,766 and you're really acing that difficult marketing class. 132 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:08,133 That's great, Whitley, that's really great. 133 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:10,800 No need to ask you what you made on your test. 134 00:06:10,866 --> 00:06:12,033 Oh, no, you don't. 135 00:06:12,100 --> 00:06:13,300 Come on, Dwayne. 136 00:06:14,133 --> 00:06:15,333 Don't be modest. 137 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:17,333 Flaunt that grade. 138 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:18,966 How do I love thee? 139 00:06:19,033 --> 00:06:20,733 Let me count the "A's." 140 00:06:25,133 --> 00:06:28,500 �a platform shoe, peace symbol, 141 00:06:28,566 --> 00:06:29,966 and the dashiki. 142 00:06:30,033 --> 00:06:33,900 Wait a minute. And we have an eight-by-ten glossy of Miss Lola Falana. 143 00:06:33,966 --> 00:06:35,233 Ooh! 144 00:06:35,300 --> 00:06:37,166 All right, can you guess where they came from? 145 00:06:37,233 --> 00:06:39,000 Fred Sanford's junkyard? 146 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:44,833 No, they came from a time capsule buried by Hillman students back in 1970. 147 00:06:44,900 --> 00:06:47,600 Excuse me, please, but what is a time capsule? 148 00:06:49,333 --> 00:06:51,433 It's where people bury things that are meaningful 149 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:52,800 and dig them up later. 150 00:06:52,866 --> 00:06:54,666 Like dogs with bones. 151 00:06:55,900 --> 00:06:57,600 Or women with grudges. 152 00:06:58,700 --> 00:07:00,133 What's have you got there? 153 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:02,033 It's a Shirley Chisholm campaign button. 154 00:07:02,100 --> 00:07:04,566 The first sister elected to the House of Representatives. 155 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:06,566 Well, there's hope for you yet. 156 00:07:06,633 --> 00:07:09,733 But could I trade you my Shirley Chisholm for your Lola Falana? 157 00:07:10,933 --> 00:07:12,633 Does it hurt when you think? 158 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,266 He wouldn't know. 159 00:07:14,866 --> 00:07:17,900 What else was going on 20 years ago, Mr. Johnson? 160 00:07:17,966 --> 00:07:20,233 Well, I was pretty busy being born. 161 00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:21,566 Took up most of my year. 162 00:07:22,566 --> 00:07:25,066 No, I mean things that made 1970 noteworthy. 163 00:07:25,133 --> 00:07:26,066 Whoo! 164 00:07:26,133 --> 00:07:28,833 Nelson Mandela had been in prison for seven years. 165 00:07:29,233 --> 00:07:31,533 Men were still dying in Vietnam. 166 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:33,333 And John Lennon was still alive 167 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:35,900 and Jimmy Hendrix had just died, right after Woodstock. 168 00:07:35,966 --> 00:07:38,066 I know because that's where my parents met. 169 00:07:38,133 --> 00:07:40,000 Which explains the way you dress. 170 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:45,566 Is that all that you can focus on? Externals? 171 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:47,433 Yeah. 172 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:50,433 Face it, Freddie, you are a time capsule from the '60s. 173 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:52,066 And I am proud of it. 174 00:07:52,133 --> 00:07:53,766 People were committed then. 175 00:07:53,833 --> 00:07:56,033 It wasn't just "me," but "we." 176 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:58,233 What happened to our sense of humor? 177 00:07:58,766 --> 00:08:02,466 All right, let's channel all this energy in a more positive direction, 178 00:08:02,533 --> 00:08:05,000 like deciding what objects we're going to place 179 00:08:05,066 --> 00:08:07,866 in the Hillman 1990 time capsule. 180 00:08:07,933 --> 00:08:09,900 I know exactly what should be put in there. 181 00:08:09,966 --> 00:08:12,133 Something that represents awareness 182 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,900 and suggests the echo of the cosmos. 183 00:08:15,433 --> 00:08:17,133 Why not donate your head? 184 00:08:18,433 --> 00:08:20,300 It could represent space. 185 00:08:23,966 --> 00:08:24,933 Now, you listen. 186 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:28,633 What we need are two people to head up this project. 187 00:08:29,133 --> 00:08:32,066 Two people of extraordinary energy, 188 00:08:32,133 --> 00:08:34,100 of divergent points of view. 189 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:35,500 We need� 190 00:08:36,166 --> 00:08:37,133 Winnifred Brooks� 191 00:08:40,299 --> 00:08:42,066 - �and Ron Johnson. - Uh� 192 00:08:45,333 --> 00:08:47,500 Ho, ho, ho. Oh, Ray� 193 00:08:49,300 --> 00:08:50,366 What are you doing? 194 00:08:51,100 --> 00:08:53,200 I'm trying to fill out my grad school application. 195 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:55,933 What, you're getting a PhD in couch potato? 196 00:08:57,066 --> 00:08:59,633 It's not funny. I'm stuck. Look at this first question. 197 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:02,166 "Name"? 198 00:09:03,100 --> 00:09:04,300 Ron! 199 00:09:05,133 --> 00:09:07,500 "How do you see yourself in 20 years?" 200 00:09:07,566 --> 00:09:11,100 If you keep staring at Whitley's picture and eating Whitley's cookies, 201 00:09:11,166 --> 00:09:14,033 you're going to up one fat, frustrated failure. 202 00:09:15,300 --> 00:09:16,500 Have a nice life. 203 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:21,533 I've got it. 204 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:23,566 The perfect symbol for the time capsule. 205 00:09:23,633 --> 00:09:25,733 La Toya Jackson's Playboy spread. 206 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,633 I cannot work with him. 207 00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:30,366 You know, I think we should include a piece of the Berlin Wall 208 00:09:30,433 --> 00:09:31,833 to show international solidarity. 209 00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:34,133 What does Eastern Europe have to do with us? 210 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:36,200 Your limitations are boundless, Ron. 211 00:09:36,266 --> 00:09:38,000 Wait, I agree with my brother. 212 00:09:38,066 --> 00:09:42,300 It's time we stopped looking at history through the white light of eurocentrism. 213 00:09:42,366 --> 00:09:44,666 - Ooh� - Very eloquent, Terrence. 214 00:09:44,733 --> 00:09:48,933 I read that this morning in a pamphlet. Changed my entire world view. I think. 215 00:09:49,733 --> 00:09:51,100 Speaking of world views, 216 00:09:51,166 --> 00:09:54,833 let's not get too trapped by the male perspective. Oink-oink. 217 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:57,200 Well, I agree. 218 00:09:57,266 --> 00:09:59,600 Let's include a copy of Shahrazad Ali's, 219 00:09:59,666 --> 00:10:02,566 The Blackman's Guide to Understanding the Black Woman. 220 00:10:02,633 --> 00:10:03,966 I cannot believe you said that. 221 00:10:04,033 --> 00:10:06,533 You could use an open-handed smack in the mouth. 222 00:10:07,666 --> 00:10:09,166 Children! Children! 223 00:10:09,233 --> 00:10:11,300 What is this disharmony? 224 00:10:11,366 --> 00:10:14,900 We are deciding what to bury in the Hillman time capsule. 225 00:10:14,966 --> 00:10:16,833 And we cannot seem to agree. 226 00:10:16,900 --> 00:10:18,366 Well, take it from me. 227 00:10:18,433 --> 00:10:24,000 My past experience has proven that there is but one solution to all problems. 228 00:10:24,933 --> 00:10:27,533 Listen to your heart. 229 00:10:28,633 --> 00:10:29,866 Shut up. 230 00:10:31,233 --> 00:10:33,433 No, really. I know what I'm talking about. 231 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:37,433 You need something that will reflect everyone's point of view. 232 00:10:38,666 --> 00:10:40,066 Wait a minute. 233 00:10:40,133 --> 00:10:41,566 Wait a minute. 234 00:10:43,833 --> 00:10:45,766 This is the age of video. 235 00:10:47,333 --> 00:10:49,233 Why don't you make a video? 236 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:50,900 Mind meld! 237 00:10:50,966 --> 00:10:53,433 It's perfect in both form and content. 238 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:56,333 It could bridge the gap of our multi-faceted generation. 239 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:00,133 Have you ever considered becoming a mime? 240 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:02,700 Hey, I have a video camera. 241 00:11:02,766 --> 00:11:03,700 Great! 242 00:11:04,166 --> 00:11:07,466 And I know just the person who should be directing this, 243 00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:12,300 someone whose imagination has been sparked by the fires of love. 244 00:11:12,366 --> 00:11:13,366 Oh, well, I'm sorry. 245 00:11:13,433 --> 00:11:15,666 Velma's got dibs on me tonight. 246 00:11:18,733 --> 00:11:21,866 Now, where do I see myself in 20 years? 247 00:11:24,866 --> 00:11:26,433 Twenty years� 248 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:27,533 Oh, yeah. 249 00:11:30,666 --> 00:11:31,566 Hi, honey. 250 00:11:31,633 --> 00:11:32,966 You're home. 251 00:11:36,933 --> 00:11:39,333 Dwayne, I have to talk to you. 252 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:43,266 You come over here and give big daddy a kiss first. Come here. 253 00:11:44,866 --> 00:11:48,766 Twenty years of tollhouse cookies certainly have taken their toll. 254 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:51,333 Baby, I was just sitting here thinking about you. 255 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,933 Why don't you think about changing out of that bath robe 256 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:57,200 you've been in ever since Oprah Winfrey left the White House. 257 00:11:57,266 --> 00:11:59,633 Now, bunny� 258 00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:06,566 Oh, I'm really going to get it together now, baby. Come here. 259 00:12:06,633 --> 00:12:09,600 Dwayne, you haven't had a job since Ron Johnson fired you. 260 00:12:09,666 --> 00:12:12,500 Oh, now, I was the best damn secretary that man ever had. 261 00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:14,133 What has happened to you? 262 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,933 You had such promise. 263 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,333 You were so bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, 264 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,200 your mama called you "Chipmunk." 265 00:12:20,266 --> 00:12:22,166 Now she calls you "Hedgehog." 266 00:12:24,033 --> 00:12:25,700 It all began with that "C." 267 00:12:25,766 --> 00:12:28,333 Stop using that "C" as an excuse. 268 00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:31,066 You right, baby, it wasn't that "C." 269 00:12:31,133 --> 00:12:32,200 It was you. 270 00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:35,866 I took one look at my little bunny and her brown eyes, 271 00:12:35,933 --> 00:12:38,333 and I fell in love. It was all over. 272 00:12:39,966 --> 00:12:41,133 It certainly is. 273 00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:43,133 What do you mean, baby? 274 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,700 I'm leaving you, Dwayne. 275 00:12:44,766 --> 00:12:47,633 No! No! 276 00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:50,800 That's the way the cookie crumbles. 277 00:12:50,866 --> 00:12:51,766 Baby� 278 00:12:55,466 --> 00:12:56,833 Oh, I need a cookie. 279 00:13:07,933 --> 00:13:09,733 - Hi. Hi. - Hello. 280 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,333 Made you some cookies. 281 00:13:12,633 --> 00:13:14,100 Get those things away. 282 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,866 You want me to get fat, don't you? 283 00:13:17,833 --> 00:13:19,933 What's wrong with you, Dwayne? 284 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:21,966 I got a lot of studying to do. 285 00:13:22,733 --> 00:13:25,266 - Can I help? - No. No, I don't need your help! 286 00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:27,800 You know what I need? I need to be alone right now. 287 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,733 - Oh. - Yeah. 288 00:13:32,266 --> 00:13:34,733 Well, If you want me to leave-- 289 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:35,766 Yes, please, would you? 290 00:13:35,833 --> 00:13:38,000 And take them damn cookies with you. 291 00:13:45,166 --> 00:13:47,900 And now I know how my boss made it up the corporate ladder. 292 00:13:47,966 --> 00:13:49,633 Girlfriend slithered. 293 00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:51,933 Every time my senior vice president walks by, 294 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:55,300 she just manages to conveniently drop something in his path, 295 00:13:55,366 --> 00:14:00,966 which means she has to bend over and pick it up nice and slow. 296 00:14:01,033 --> 00:14:03,200 Then she puts her chest all in his face 297 00:14:03,266 --> 00:14:06,600 and goes into her, "Ooh, excuse me, Mr. Blackburn." 298 00:14:06,666 --> 00:14:09,333 While he stands there drooling all over himself. 299 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,500 So what's the problem? 300 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:15,500 Who is it? 301 00:14:15,566 --> 00:14:17,100 - Dwayne. - Hey. 302 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:21,000 - Hey, Dwayne. - Hi. Hey, Walter. 303 00:14:21,066 --> 00:14:22,933 Is Whitley here? I got to talk to her. 304 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,466 No, but we are. 305 00:14:25,366 --> 00:14:26,400 Is something wrong? 306 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:31,433 Well, I was kind of terrible to her, and I just wanted to apologize. 307 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:33,500 Whoa, homey. No, no, no. 308 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,500 First rule of love, 309 00:14:37,566 --> 00:14:40,500 never ever admit when you're wrong, 'cause the women never do. 310 00:14:40,566 --> 00:14:42,900 Oh, no, no. I will admit I was wrong� 311 00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:43,800 Once. 312 00:14:46,533 --> 00:14:48,233 So, why were you so mean to her? 313 00:14:49,233 --> 00:14:52,000 My grades are slipping, and I got a little frustrated� 314 00:14:52,066 --> 00:14:53,633 - And took it out on Whitley. - Yeah. 315 00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:56,533 Instead of just discussing the problem with her, Dwayne? 316 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:57,900 Good move, jack. 317 00:14:58,633 --> 00:15:00,633 Wrong again, apple head. 318 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:05,600 The most important thing in a relationship is telling the truth. 319 00:15:06,066 --> 00:15:07,933 See, Dwayne, that's the problem with people. 320 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,533 They fall in love, and they forget who they are, 321 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,066 trying to be people they aren't. 322 00:15:12,133 --> 00:15:13,400 That's why things fall apart. 323 00:15:13,466 --> 00:15:16,133 No, Oprah Winfrey, that's not why they fall apart. 324 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:25,666 The reason relationships fall apart is because women are selfish and greedy. 325 00:15:27,466 --> 00:15:30,000 They won't let a man have more than one woman at a time. 326 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,966 Walter, I don't think your mama even likes you. 327 00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:40,300 You guys have been a big help. 328 00:15:40,366 --> 00:15:41,600 Thanks. I appreciate it. 329 00:15:42,133 --> 00:15:44,800 See? That's like them excuses for your wild mood swings. 330 00:15:44,866 --> 00:15:46,966 - Oh, please. - PMS, water retention, 331 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,700 got nitrates in the bologna. 332 00:15:49,733 --> 00:15:50,800 Okay. 333 00:15:51,366 --> 00:15:53,500 No Whitley, no cookies. 334 00:15:53,566 --> 00:15:55,166 No relationships ever again. 335 00:15:55,233 --> 00:15:56,500 Let's try this from the top. 336 00:15:57,266 --> 00:15:59,333 Where do I see myself in 20 years? 337 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,466 Twenty years� 338 00:16:02,533 --> 00:16:03,600 Thank you. 339 00:16:04,666 --> 00:16:06,433 Thank you for this Nobel Prize. 340 00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:10,066 It's a fitting reward for the decision I made long ago. 341 00:16:10,133 --> 00:16:12,100 To devote my entire life to science. 342 00:16:13,033 --> 00:16:16,300 To the absolute exclusion of everything else. Thank you. 343 00:16:21,733 --> 00:16:24,533 Dr. Wayne, you remember me? 344 00:16:26,266 --> 00:16:27,766 Whitley Gilbert? 345 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:30,633 My goodness, I haven't seen you since-- 346 00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:34,366 Since you kicked me out of your apartment on account of that "C." 347 00:16:34,433 --> 00:16:37,200 Ah, well, I've been meaning to call you, Whitley. 348 00:16:37,966 --> 00:16:39,766 It's only been 20 years. 349 00:16:42,933 --> 00:16:44,633 I did wait for you to call me. 350 00:16:45,666 --> 00:16:46,666 Then I realized 351 00:16:46,733 --> 00:16:49,933 the most important thing to you was your brain, 352 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,433 and it has to be preserved at all costs. 353 00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:54,966 It will be, at the Smithsonian. 354 00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:58,900 Whitley, now that I've won the Nobel Prize, 355 00:16:58,966 --> 00:17:00,700 please allow me to take you to dinner. 356 00:17:00,766 --> 00:17:03,133 Oh, we'd love to. 357 00:17:03,666 --> 00:17:08,800 Dwayne, this is my husband, Dwight, and my baby, Wheatina. 358 00:17:20,066 --> 00:17:22,633 Whitley, where have you been? 359 00:17:23,233 --> 00:17:24,133 Walking. 360 00:17:24,966 --> 00:17:27,200 Just� walking. 361 00:17:27,266 --> 00:17:28,600 Well, you're an hour late. 362 00:17:28,666 --> 00:17:30,800 - You look terrible. - Mmm-hmm. 363 00:17:30,866 --> 00:17:32,366 I wouldn't go that far. 364 00:17:33,533 --> 00:17:35,100 I'm just not quite myself. 365 00:17:35,166 --> 00:17:37,833 Well, whoever you are, we got to do this video. 366 00:17:38,733 --> 00:17:40,666 I don't think I can do it. 367 00:17:43,066 --> 00:17:47,400 I gave that man the best two weeks of my life. 368 00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:50,466 What happened? 369 00:17:50,966 --> 00:17:53,700 I don't know, but he's mad at me. 370 00:17:55,233 --> 00:17:57,766 Without Dwayne, I'm lost. 371 00:17:57,833 --> 00:18:01,766 Without Dwayne, I'm just a shadow of my former self. 372 00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:03,266 What is that lighting? 373 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:06,366 Yellow gels will never do. We must have pink. 374 00:18:07,766 --> 00:18:09,800 Life has no meaning. 375 00:18:10,766 --> 00:18:12,566 It just doesn't make sense. 376 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:16,600 No, no, we don't put Ed Dwight sculptures in the dark. 377 00:18:16,666 --> 00:18:18,400 They must face the light. 378 00:18:18,466 --> 00:18:21,133 The worst thing is I don't know what is my� 379 00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:24,933 The worst thing is I don't know what he's mad at. 380 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,766 I don't know what I did, I don't know what I didn't do. 381 00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:29,100 I'm just so confused. 382 00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:32,533 Freddie, suggestion, dress this tacky T-shirt up. 383 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:36,666 You know that unfortunate little cap, those bright red stockings you got 384 00:18:36,733 --> 00:18:38,900 that clash with everything tasteful? 385 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,966 Why is everyone standing around? 386 00:18:44,733 --> 00:18:46,400 There's a video to be done. 387 00:18:46,466 --> 00:18:48,133 Where's my cameraman? 388 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,966 Terrence, you wanted to do this, honey. 389 00:18:51,033 --> 00:18:52,600 Work with me, people. 390 00:18:52,666 --> 00:18:53,666 I need you. 391 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,533 Okay, people, rehearsal. 392 00:18:58,600 --> 00:18:59,633 Rolling. 393 00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:01,900 Camera, make it dance. 394 00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:03,533 Smooth and easy. 395 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,800 Okay, smoke, lights and� 396 00:19:07,533 --> 00:19:08,533 action! 397 00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:13,600 ? Mother, mother ? 398 00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:18,933 ? There's too many of you crying ? 399 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:22,400 This is a sonogram of a girl 400 00:19:22,466 --> 00:19:24,533 who's going to be our age 20 years from now, 401 00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:28,466 if we don't mess up the world before she has the chance to change it. 402 00:19:28,533 --> 00:19:30,233 If you want to look to the future, 403 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,100 - look to our children. - Great. 404 00:19:33,166 --> 00:19:35,133 Freddie, step into the light. 405 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,833 Terrence, dolly to the right. 406 00:19:37,633 --> 00:19:42,466 ? You know we got to find a way ? 407 00:19:42,533 --> 00:19:47,100 ? To bring some loving here today ? 408 00:19:47,166 --> 00:19:49,333 I have a medicine pouch for the Earth. 409 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:53,766 Four kernels of corn, a vial of water, and a spoonful of soil. 410 00:19:53,833 --> 00:19:57,400 You see, man already has everything he needs on this planet, 411 00:19:57,466 --> 00:19:59,600 but if he doesn't start to pay attention, 412 00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:02,933 in 20 years, this may be all he has to start again. 413 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:04,933 What's going on? 414 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,100 What's going on? 415 00:20:06,166 --> 00:20:08,366 Terrence, down center. Down. 416 00:20:08,433 --> 00:20:10,100 Ronald, hit your mark. 417 00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:11,400 Action! 418 00:20:14,566 --> 00:20:15,600 Where's your object? 419 00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,466 In my back pocket. 420 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,500 Well, what is it? 421 00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:20,800 A condom. 422 00:20:23,033 --> 00:20:25,533 Ron, this isn't a sex education video. 423 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,500 Yes, Ron, this isn't very funny. 424 00:20:27,566 --> 00:20:28,933 No it's not. 425 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,200 Neither is AIDS or teenage pregnancy 426 00:20:31,266 --> 00:20:33,400 or anything else a condom is to help prevent. 427 00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:35,566 My message is responsibility, Freddie. 428 00:20:36,033 --> 00:20:37,433 You want to preserve the planet? 429 00:20:37,866 --> 00:20:39,300 I want to protect it. 430 00:20:48,766 --> 00:20:51,433 And music, Kim. Everyone. 431 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,700 What's going on? 432 00:20:52,766 --> 00:20:53,833 What's going on? 433 00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:54,966 What's going on? 434 00:20:55,033 --> 00:20:56,166 What's going on? 435 00:20:56,233 --> 00:20:57,633 What's going on? 436 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,433 Great. 437 00:21:01,233 --> 00:21:03,933 Okay, people, take five, please. 438 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,900 And good work, everyone. 439 00:21:07,866 --> 00:21:09,366 Can I talk to you for a minute, babe? 440 00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:13,400 Are you going to talk to me or snap at me? 441 00:21:13,466 --> 00:21:15,933 Sweetie, I'm so sorry for the way I acted. 442 00:21:17,666 --> 00:21:18,900 So am I. 443 00:21:18,966 --> 00:21:21,900 I was devastated, but I got over it. 444 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:23,933 I will survive. 445 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,200 I know you will. 446 00:21:25,266 --> 00:21:26,833 I'm the one having the problems. 447 00:21:27,833 --> 00:21:28,866 What's wrong? 448 00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:31,233 I don't know how to tell you this. 449 00:21:33,933 --> 00:21:36,166 Just say it, Dwayne. I'll be strong. 450 00:21:38,933 --> 00:21:43,466 I'm not doing a very good job of being a student and being in love. 451 00:21:46,366 --> 00:21:47,966 So you want to leave me? 452 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:50,733 No, I want to stop getting "C's." 453 00:21:51,466 --> 00:21:52,666 You got a "C?" 454 00:21:52,733 --> 00:21:54,833 - Yeah. - Why didn't you tell me? 455 00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:57,166 Because I'm not supposed to be getting "C's." 456 00:21:57,833 --> 00:21:59,400 What have I done to you? 457 00:21:59,466 --> 00:22:02,900 No, baby, it's not what you've done to me. It's what I've done to myself. 458 00:22:02,966 --> 00:22:05,400 I've been basking in the sunshine of your love, 459 00:22:05,466 --> 00:22:07,200 and I've let it fry my brain. 460 00:22:09,233 --> 00:22:13,733 Well, maybe you should concentrate more on your studies and� 461 00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:15,766 and less on me. 462 00:22:15,833 --> 00:22:18,000 Oh, but I don't want to lose you, Whitley. 463 00:22:19,033 --> 00:22:20,466 I'm not going anywhere. 464 00:22:21,366 --> 00:22:22,966 I'm going to hold you to that. 465 00:22:23,433 --> 00:22:24,633 Well, hold me tight. 466 00:22:24,683 --> 00:22:29,233 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0